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Title: Cupid's Heart
Author: Meg Cooper
Genre: Erotic Romance
Total Words: 9,000+
Completion Time: a very hard fought 8 hours!

Description

Journalist Taylor has an article to write, and the Cupid’s Heart Inn features front and center. The Inn offers elopement packages for Valentine’s Day, and Taylor can’t wait to interview all the couples getting hitched.

But when Ben, the brother of one of the brides-to-be, has accidentally taken her room, Taylor is left without a place to stay during the blizzard filled holiday weekend. Cupid intervenes, and Ben makes room for Taylor in his bed — the first time ever for Taylor. But can he also make room for her in his heart?

Cupid’s Heart is a short & spicy romance. The story contains strong sexual themes, and is not intended for readers under the age of 18. About 9,000 words.

About the Author

Meg Cooper loves magic in all its forms, from paranormal elements to the power of love. Her stories combine magic with a large dose of humor. She writes from her home in Ohio, generally on the couch in pj's with two cats sleeping on her. With a large mug of coffee close at hand. Lots and lots of coffee.

Date(s) free: Read this title for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00T3FZ8PU/



Title: Alphabet All-Stars: Where Does Panda Fit In?
Author: Scott Gordon
Genre: Children's Picture Books/Alphabet
Total Words: N/A (40+ pages)
Completion Time: 8 hours

Description

Sofie Squirrel has a problem. Her animal flashcards are incomplete and needs help fast! Can a lonely panda cub help solve the mystery?

Approximately 45 pages in all. Intended for children 3-5. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

About the Author

Scott Gordon is the author of over 100 children's books, including My Little Pet Dragon, My Crazy Pet Frog, Pigtastic, A Little Book About You, A Pocketful of Dinosaurs, Ninja Robot Repairmen and If I Were A Robot. Currently he is hard at work on multiple projects: Secret Agent Disco Dancer, Braedyn Bunny and the Missing Eggs, Baby Bee, Aveline & the Great Pumpkin Patch and more!

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TWNBPDW/

Additional Comments

This project has been brewing for some time, but I couldn't quite finish it. I wasn't entirely thrilled with the panda artwork I'd selected, so I scrapped it and found another artist whose work I'm absolutely thrilled with. With that in hand, I was able to put together the book in under six hours. Two hours was spent just acquiring all of the resources and organizing the project, but it was well invested.



Title: Four Fantastic Suprise Endings for Children 3-6
Author: Scott Gordon
Genre: Children's Picture Books/Collections
Total Words: N/A (150+ pages)
Completion Time: 2 hours

Description

Four fantastic bedtime stories, each with a surprise ending. Over 150 pages in all!

FROGGY DEAREST

One fine day, you come across the frog of your dreams. Soft spoken and ever courteous, you've never met a creature quite so charming. But tread carefully, for this frog has quite a secret to share!

LITTLE CHICKADEE

After months of loneliness, a little chickadee realizes that he misses someone in particular. He writes constantly and waits for her return, but time slowly trickles by with no end in sight. There's something he's been meaning to tell her--something very, very special. Will he get the chance?

EGGTASTIC

Spring is just around the corner and it's time to see what the Easter Bunny is up to. This year he's enlisted some help, and it's an odd choice at that. What is that clever rabbit up to and what is he really planning? Find out in this humorous picture book by the author of My Little Pet Dragon and My Crazy Pet Frog.

WHO WANTS TO BE A ROBOT?

The off-world planet of Infinim, which promises a heavenly and eternal existence for its society of robots, is now taking applications. Although one of its applicants is older and not quite as quick as he used to be, does he have what it takes to be accepted? Figure out who he is before the story's end in this clever children's book.

Intended for ages 3 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

About the Author

Scott Gordon is the author of over 100 children's books, including My Little Pet Dragon, My Crazy Pet Frog, Pigtastic, A Little Book About You, A Pocketful of Dinosaurs, Ninja Robot Repairmen and If I Were A Robot. Currently he is hard at work on multiple projects: Secret Agent Disco Dancer, Braedyn Bunny and the Missing Eggs, Baby Bee, Aveline & the Great Pumpkin Patch and more!

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TVG0O32/

Additional Comments

Every now and then it dawns on me that I've got the perfect variety of children's books to put together a collection. Such is the case with this collection, which was written with my custom software Halcyon. Once I figured out the books that needed to be added and the proper order, it was just a matter of filling in the blanks.



Title: Quatre histoires fantastiques pour endormir les enfants de 3-6 ans
Author: Scott Gordon
Genre: Children's Picture Books/Foreign Language/French
Total Words: N/A (150+ pages)
Completion Time: 2 hours

Description

Mon Petit Dragon de Compagnie

Un livre d'images qui ne peut être décrit que comme amusant et adorable, Mon petit dragon de compagnie offre plus de 30 pages de fantastiques illustrations générées par ordinateur.

Découvrez ce qui arrive quand le jeune lecteur reçoit un dragon de compagnie pour Noël !

Ma Folle Grenouille de Compagnie

Ma Folle Grenouille de Compagnie ne sait pas qui elle est ! Elle est peut-être un agent secret ou un golfeur champion du monde. Qui sait ? D'un jour à l'autre, elle tourne en rond, essayant d'être tout pour tous. Ce n'est que lorsqu'elle tombe sur l'un de ses proches qu'elle se rend compte de la chose la plus importante entre toutes...

Porctastique

Porctastique! est un livre d'images amusant mettant en vedette plus 30 pages d'adorables illustrations artistiques générées par ordinateur. Initiez vos enfants à un grand message sur l'acceptation des gens pour qui ils sont. Idéal pour l'heure du coucher!

Un Petit Livre sur Toi

Prenez quelques instants et lisez ce livre qui contient des images réconfortantes pour votre enfant. Avec plus de 30 pages d'illustrations fabuleuses générées par ordinateur, il y a tout ce qu'il faut pour les garder intéressés, en plus du message génial qui se trouve à l'intérieur.

Il n'y a pas de meilleure façon de leur dire que vous les aimez!

Les descriptions de mes autres livres pour enfants se retrouvent après la caractéristique principale, 2 pages supplémentaires.

Note: Vous pouvez lire tous mes livres GRATUITEMENT avec un abonnement à Kindle Unlimited!

About the Author

Scott Gordon is the author of over 100 children's books, including My Little Pet Dragon, My Crazy Pet Frog, Pigtastic, A Little Book About You, A Pocketful of Dinosaurs, Ninja Robot Repairmen and If I Were A Robot. Currently he is hard at work on multiple projects: Secret Agent Disco Dancer, Braedyn Bunny and the Missing Eggs, Baby Bee, Aveline & the Great Pumpkin Patch and more!

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TOMWKJY/

Additional Comments

I've been wanting to put together this French collection for some time, but needed to fix a couple bad translations first and upgrade them to HD before anything could happen. Once I cleaned up the old translations, putting this together was a breeze.

Yet another collection rendered with the Halcyon Rendering Engine!



Title: Histoires inspirantes, ensenble de 2
Author: Scott Gordon
Genre: Children's Picture Books/Foreign Language/French
Total Words: N/A (75+ pages)
Completion Time: 2 hours

Description

Porctastique

Porctastique! est un livre d'images amusant mettant en vedette plus 30 pages d'adorables illustrations artistiques générées par ordinateur. Initiez vos enfants à un grand message sur l'acceptation des gens pour qui ils sont. Idéal pour l'heure du coucher!

La Façon Pingouin

Regarde profondément Tu as ce qu'il faut. C'est en toi, en autant que tu croies en toi-même et que tu n'abandonnes pas.

C'est la façon pingouin. Laisse tes doutes à la porte. Tu vas réussir !

Pour les enfants de tout âge.

Vous retrouverez les descriptions de mes autres livres populaires pour enfants après la caractéristique principale (3 pages supplémentaires).

About the Author

Scott Gordon is the author of over 100 children's books, including My Little Pet Dragon, My Crazy Pet Frog, Pigtastic, A Little Book About You, A Pocketful of Dinosaurs, Ninja Robot Repairmen and If I Were A Robot. Currently he is hard at work on multiple projects: Secret Agent Disco Dancer, Braedyn Bunny and the Missing Eggs, Baby Bee, Aveline & the Great Pumpkin Patch and more!

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TNZT9W8/

Additional Comments

This has probably been one of my least successful mini-collections, but since there's an English version available, I felt obligated to go ahead and put it together. Considering the time involved, it was a good investment.



Title: La Façon Pingouin
Author: Scott Gordon
Genre: Children's Picture Books/Foreign Language/French
Total Words: N/A (75+ pages)
Completion Time: 3 hours

Description

Regarde profondément Tu as ce qu'il faut. C'est en toi, en autant que tu croies en toi-même et que tu n'abandonnes pas.

C'est la façon pingouin. Laisse tes doutes à la porte. Tu vas réussir !

Pour les enfants de tout âge.

About the Author

Scott Gordon is the author of over 100 children's books, including My Little Pet Dragon, My Crazy Pet Frog, Pigtastic, A Little Book About You, A Pocketful of Dinosaurs, Ninja Robot Repairmen and If I Were A Robot. Currently he is hard at work on multiple projects: Secret Agent Disco Dancer, Braedyn Bunny and the Missing Eggs, Baby Bee, Aveline & the Great Pumpkin Patch and more!

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TMIW3R4/

Additional Comments

Originally I wasn't going to have this book translated, but since my translator had done a good job on a number of other projects and needed something to work on, I gave her this. Now that it's done, I'm happy that it's done. Sure, it's not going to make me thousands of dollars, but I get the sense that the target audience is happy with it, and that's enough for me.



Title: Cuatro Cuentos Apestosos: Volumen 1
Author: Donald Rump
Genre: Humor/Fart Fiction/Spanish
Total Words: 11,000+
Completion Time: ~2 hours

Description

Cuatro historias de amor, traición y ese gas verde favorito de todos en un inolvidable volumen.

Para lectores adultos (maduros o no). Aproximadamente 11.000 palabras.

EMBOTELLANDO PEDOS

¿Podría el poder más grande...

El camino a la riqueza, más allá de nuestra imaginación más salvaje...

La clave para alcanzar el más alto nivel de conciencia espiritual y la felicidad...

... Ser obtenido por pedos embotellado???

--Es nuestro secreto... --Vlad le dijo al niño pequeño. --Usa el poder con cuidado...

EL CRITICO ENCULADO

El culo de Zack Pimpton nunca ha estado peor, y el hecho de que el médico sea un comediante a tiempo parcial no ayuda. Por desgracia, Zack es bastante cabrón y dice lo que no debe, haciendo que el buen doctor se ponga furioso.

A PUNTO DE REVENTAR

Barnabus Prim ha llegado al final del camino. Ahogado en deudas y casado con una mujer odiosa que no puede ni verlo, decide hacer lo impensable. Pero encontrar el camino al más allá resulta mucho más difícil de lo que él había imaginado.

EL MATRIMONIO APESTA

Mackelroy Puggsley creía haberlo oído todo, hasta que un extraño hombre llamado Bilby Bloob se aparece en su vestíbulo una mañana. Cuando Bilby le pide un permiso de matrimonio para su gaseosa esposa, el viejo pone el freno. Sí, una cosa es casarte con tu novia de la secundaria, pero ¿con un pedo? ¿A quién se le puede ocurrir casarse con un pedo?

--No me iré a ningún lado hasta que nos dé un permiso de matrimonio --insisitó Bilby.

--¿Ah, sí? --Mackelroy se hizo sonar los nudillos.

About the Author

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Apparently, he also gives dating advice.

Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy.

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TCORO04/

Additional Comments

There really should be a joke about me putting together a collection of fart stories for the Spanish audience, but alas it escapes me. Needless to say, I never thought I would have gone to the trouble of having these fine works of fiction translated, but what the hell? My favorite fast food restaurant is Taco Bell, anyways. Why not give back to the community?


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