Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Results from the December 2014 Challenge


Title: Punished on my Honeymoon
Author: Caia Fox
Genre: Erotica
Total Words: 10,000
Completion Time: 8 hours

Description

Jack breezed into my life like a whirlwind and swept me off my feet. But little did I know the kind of wife my new billionaire husband wanted me to be.

Could I really be expected to obey him in all things and accept I would be punished if I didn’t follow his commands?

I might have walked out right then if I hadn’t loved Jack so much (and if being punished by him hadn’t been such an enticingly seductive idea...)

About the Author

Caia Fox loves to create sexy stories that make you glad to be alive. Hot sex, emotional ups and downs and happy endings abound, and no one gets hurt unless they beg to be punished. Find Caia at her blog http://caiafox.com and on Twitter https://twitter.com/CaiaFox

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RM5H2V6



Title: Kissing Santa Claus
Author: Kari Blue
Genre: Erotica
Total Words: 4,915
Completion Time: Under 8 hours

Description

Merry Cole, blogger and freelance writer, is having a hard time with Christmas. When she goes looking for trouble, she finds it—in the form of an elf whom she really isn't supposed to see putting presents under the tree. When he decides to take her right there by the Christmas tree, she can't help but give in.

About the Author

Kari Blue writes erotica to disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed.

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00R42GPGA



Title: Hung by the Chimney
Author: Kari Blue
Genre: Erotica
Total Words: 5,176
Completion Time: Under 8 hours

Description

Candy is 18 and untouched, but she still says she believes in Santa Claus, because it makes the man who raised her so happy. He loves to dress up as Santa and make sure everyone has a good time during the holidays. But this year Candy is going to show him what a good time he can have, even if it means she has to take off the beard—and everything else.

About the Author

Kari Blue writes erotica to disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed.

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00QZ9YC6S



Title: Klein Kuiken: Special Bilingual Edition (English & Dutch)
Author: Scott Gordon
Genre: Children's Picture Book/Foreign Language
Total Words: N/A
Completion Time: 2 hours translation, 2 hours implementation

Description

Na maanden van eenzaamheid, beseft Klein Kuiken dat hij iemand heel erg mist. Hij schrijft voortdurend brieven en wacht op haar terugkeer, maar de tijd kruipt voorbij en er lijkt geen einde in zicht te komen. Er is iets wat hij aan haar wil vertellen - iets heel bijzonders. Zal hij de kans krijgen?

15 leuke pagina's. Geschikt voor alle leeftijden, in het bijzonder voor kinderen van 3-6 jaar. De beschrijvingen van mijn andere populaire kinderboeken zijn opgenomen na het hoofdverhaal (5 pagina's extra).

This book features Dutch and English text side-by-side.

About the Author

Scott Gordon is the author of over 100 children's books, including My Little Pet Dragon, My Crazy Pet Frog, Pigtastic, A Little Book About You, A Pocketful of Dinosaurs, Ninja Robot Repairmen and If I Were A Robot. Currently he is hard at work on multiple projects: Secret Agent Disco Dancer, Braedyn Bunny and the Missing Eggs, Baby Bee, Aveline & the Great Pumpkin Patch and more!

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RJDCJ2S

Additional Comments

My translator is so fast, she sent me the Dutch translation in under 24 hours. Since I had it in hand with free time to spare, it wouldn't be right not to get it published before the end of the year. Well, here it is...



Title: Tweedelig Verhaal Voor Het Slapen Gaan (English & Dutch)
Author: Scott Gordon
Genre: Children's Picture Book/Foreign Language
Total Words: N/A
Completion Time: 2.5 hours

Description

Deze collectie omvat:

Mijn Gekke Knuffelkikker

My Crazy Pet Frog is een leuk prentenboek met ongeveer 27 pagina’s vol met schattige, computer-gegenereerde, kunst. Je kunt het boek het best in kleur bekijken op een Kindle Fire apparaat. Kom erachter wat er gebeurt met die gekke kikker als hij een van zijn vrienden tegen het lijf loopt!

Mijn Kleine Huisdraak

Een prentenboek dat alleen omschreven kan worden als grappig en schattig, Mijn Kleine Huisdraak bestaat uit meer dan 30 pagina's ongelofelijke computer-gegenereerde afbeeldingen.

Ontdek wat er gebeurt wanneer de jonge lezer een draak als huisdier krijg voor Kerst!

Een bedtijd verhaal voor kinderen van 3 tot 6 waarvan ze zullen genieten! (Zelfs volwassenen zullen er om kunnen glimlachen.)

Mijn andere kinderboeken staan beschreven na dit verhaal, op 5 extra pagina's.

This book features Dutch and English text side-by-side.

About the Author

Scott Gordon is the author of over 100 children's books, including My Little Pet Dragon, My Crazy Pet Frog, Pigtastic, A Little Book About You, A Pocketful of Dinosaurs, Ninja Robot Repairmen and If I Were A Robot. Currently he is hard at work on multiple projects: Secret Agent Disco Dancer, Braedyn Bunny and the Missing Eggs, Baby Bee, Aveline & the Great Pumpkin Patch and more!

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RH4H0D2

Additional Comments

This is a smaller version of the previous collection. Although these don't sell big numbers, they're still good for a sale here and there. For the time invested, it's a no-brainer. (Please note the cover is in the process of being revised.)



Title: Vier Fantastische Verhaaltjes Voor Het Slapengaan Gaan Voor Kinderen Van 3-6 (English & Dutch)
Author: Scott Gordon
Genre: Children's Picture Book/Foreign Language
Total Words: N/A
Completion Time: 4 hours

Description

Inbegrepen:

Mijn Gekke Knuffelkikker

My Crazy Pet Frog is een leuk prentenboek met ongeveer 27 pagina’s vol met schattige, computer-gegenereerde, kunst. Je kunt het boek het best in kleur bekijken op een Kindle Fire apparaat. Kom erachter wat er gebeurt met die gekke kikker als hij een van zijn vrienden tegen het lijf loopt!

Bigtastisch!

Het nummer één kinderboek over varkens op Amazon! (01/11/12)

Bigtastisch! is een leuk prentenboek met meer dan 30 pagina's vol schattige computer gegenereerde kunst. Leer je kinderen mensen te accepteren om wie ze zijn. Geweldig voor het slapen gaan!

Mijn Kleine Huisdraak

Een prentenboek dat alleen omschreven kan worden als grappig en schattig, Mijn Kleine Huisdraak bestaat uit meer dan 30 pagina's ongelofelijke computer-gegenereerde afbeeldingen.

Ontdek wat er gebeurt wanneer de jonge lezer een draak als huisdier krijg voor Kerst!

Een Klein Boekje dat gaat over Jou

Neem even de tijd en lees dit hartverwarmende prentenboekje voor aan je kind. Met meer dan 30 pagina's met levendige, computer gegenereerde kunst is er genoeg waar ze in geïnteresseerd in zijn als aanvulling op de geweldige boodschap van het boekje.

Er is geen betere manier om hen te vertellen dat je van ze houdt!

Een bedtijd verhaal voor kinderen van 3 tot 6 waarvan ze zullen genieten! (Zelfs volwassenen zullen er om kunnen glimlachen.)

Mijn andere kinderboeken staan beschreven na dit verhaal, op 5 extra pagina's.

This book features Dutch and English text side-by-side.

About the Author

Scott Gordon is the author of over 100 children's books, including My Little Pet Dragon, My Crazy Pet Frog, Pigtastic, A Little Book About You, A Pocketful of Dinosaurs, Ninja Robot Repairmen and If I Were A Robot. Currently he is hard at work on multiple projects: Secret Agent Disco Dancer, Braedyn Bunny and the Missing Eggs, Baby Bee, Aveline & the Great Pumpkin Patch and more!

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RH4H0D2

Additional Comments

This collection took a bit longer due to one of the titles having a different resolution than the other three. Once I upgraded the resolution, everything came together, but it was quite a pain in the butt. Thank God it's done and out the door now. Although I've gotten a couple new foreign language titles out the door, many more await. At least I've pared down the list a little. (Please note that the title has changed slightly and will be updated ASAP.)


Title: Bigtastisch! Special Bilingual Edition (English & Dutch)
Author: Scott Gordon
Genre: Children's Picture Book/Foreign Language
Total Words: N/A
Completion Time: 2 hours for translation, 4 hours for implementation

Description

Het nummer één kinderboek over varkens op Amazon! (01/11/12)

Bigtastisch! is een leuk prentenboek met meer dan 30 pagina's vol schattige computer gegenereerde kunst. Leer je kinderen mensen te accepteren om wie ze zijn. Geweldig voor het slapen gaan!

Mijn andere kinderboeken staan beschreven na dit verhaal op 5 extra pagina's.

This book includes English and Dutch language versions side-by-side.

About the Author

Scott Gordon is the author of over 100 children's books, including My Little Pet Dragon, My Crazy Pet Frog, Pigtastic, A Little Book About You, A Pocketful of Dinosaurs, Ninja Robot Repairmen and If I Were A Robot. Currently he is hard at work on multiple projects: Secret Agent Disco Dancer, Braedyn Bunny and the Missing Eggs, Baby Bee, Aveline & the Great Pumpkin Patch and more!

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RGH6KO0



Title: Boardwalk Baby
Author: Cora Buhlert
Genre: Contemporary Fantasy
Total Words: 8,300
Fantastic Finish Completion Time: 8 hours

Description

here are two things about herself that Izzy has always known with absolute certainty: One, that she was adopted and two, that she has an affinity for the sea. For from her earliest memories on, the ocean has always called out to Izzy. But her adoptive parents thwart her attempts to get closer to the sea at every turn.

When Izzy turns eighteen, she goes in search of her past and her birth family. It's a quest that will take her to the boardwalk of Ocean City, New Jersey, and to a mysterious fur coat that might hold all the answers to Izzy's questions.

This is a fantasy novelette of 8200 words or approximately 27 print pages.

Warning: There are a few rude words in this story, because teenagers sometimes swear.

About the Author

Cora Buhlert was born and bred in Bremen, North Germany, where she still lives today - after time spent in London, Singapore, Rotterdam and Mississippi. Cora holds an MA degree in English from the University of Bremen and is currently working towards her PhD. Cora has been writing, since she was a teenager, and has published stories, articles and poetry in various international magazines. When she is not writing, she works as a translator and teacher. Visit her on the web at www.corabuhlert.com or follow her on Twitter under @CoraBuhlert

Date(s) free: Free at Scribd and Oyster (with subscription) and at Smashwords with coupon code XB38Y (valid until January 6)

Where to Find It

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00R1Z3VGW
B&N: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/boardwalk-baby-cora-buhlert/1120916590?ean=2940150052390
Kobo: http://store.kobobooks.com/de-DE/ebook/boardwalk-baby
Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id951999138
Smashwords: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id951999138
Scribd: https://de.scribd.com/book/250206986/Boardwalk-Baby

Additional Comments

I think I had less than 1000 words, when I decided to finish this novelette. I also talk a bit more about the inspiration behind this story in this blogpost: http://corabuhlert.com/2014/12/20/new-release-announcement-no-2-boardwalk-baby/



Title: Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 3: Dismembered
Author: Donald Rump
Genre: Humor/Fart Fiction
Total Words: ~4,200
Completion Time: ~16 hours

Description

THE F**KING IDIOT . . .

Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas.

CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . .

That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world?

AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . .

By his letter he is known.

W.

W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?!

WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE?

Or is mankind totally f**ked?

Dismembered is the third episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,500 - 4,000 words.

About the Author

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Apparently, he also gives dating advice.

Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy.

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00RCC4I66/

Additional Comments

I actually wrote this several weeks ago, but since the writing was so dark and disturbing, I took a break and really thought about what I'd written. Sure, it was right in line with the wacky nature of Bottling Farts, but it sure was wild. I'm happy to say that I finally finished it, and at 4,200 words, it's the longest of the three installments.

Will there be more? Of course! But there are some other projects I need to get out the door first. At very least this one got done, which feels special in its own right.



Title: Obedient Sophie - The Doctor's Casebook: the volunteer patient, a backdoor medical humiliation erotica story
Author: Liv Jonasson
Genre: Erotica
Total Words: 9,200
Completion Time: ~11.5 hours

Description

Sophie is nearly twenty, and tired of taking responsibility for all her decisions.

When she meets the devastating David, and he convinces her to allow him to make the decisions if she becomes a volunteer patient, she doesn’t anticipate multiple humiliating procedures performed by the medical students, which cleanse her - inside - more than she has ever been before.

But will David make it all worthwhile for her afterwards, in private?

This is a short medical erotica story of 9200 words. It contains explicit, graphic sexual encounters and is for mature readers only. It is the ninth in the From the Doctor’s Case Book series; consisting of separate and satisfying stand-alone stories. This is a work of fiction. Please practice safe, sane and consensual sex.

About the Author

TBD

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00QMIUVDU/

Additional Comments

This is book 15 in my list so far. I’m still a beginner at this, but delighted that it has hit at less than 20K in the paid rankings for a little while.

I’ve enjoyed writing this series of stand-alone stories.



Title: El Crítico Enculado
Author: Donald Rump
Genre: Humor/Fart Fiction/Spanish
Total Words: 2,500
Completion Time: 8 hours translation + 2 hours implementation

Description

El culo de Zack Pimpton nunca ha estado peor, y el hecho de que el médico sea un comediante a tiempo parcial no ayuda. Por desgracia, Zack es bastante cabrón y dice lo que no debe, haciendo que el buen doctor se ponga furioso.

2.500 palabras.

About the Author

When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Apparently, he also gives dating advice.

Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy.

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00QLPBWGY/

Additional Comments

Since farts originated in Mexico, why not translate these stinky stories to Spanish?



Title: Chasseurs de vampire : Prélude - Épisode 1 : Piège
Author: S.E. Gordon
Genre: Horror/French
Total Words: N/A
Completion Time: 20 hours translation + 3 hours implementation

Description

Attiré par la lointaine ville d'Avarié, le chasseur de vampires Lawson Parker tombe sur une opération de récolte de sang dirigée par un ecclésiastique disgracié et sa maîtresse vampire. Pour survivre, Lawson devra endurer les sombres dessous d'Avarié, afin de conserver le mince espoir de retrouver sa fille disparue Éléna.

Chasseurs de vampires : Prélude, est le premier d'une série de nouvelles culminant avec le thriller vampire Enura. Partie 1 : Piège, comporte environ 8 500 mots.

About the Author

When he's not writing children's books for his son Aidyn, S.E. Gordon enjoys writing fantasy, horror, and science fiction adventures. He is currently working on the vampire thriller Enura and a wild zombie serial titled Netherstream.

Date(s) free: Read this title now for free with Kindle Unlimited

Where to Find It

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00QNZG7YY/

Additional Comments

Work on this translation began in August and was finally completed this November. The translator was going to school at the time, and put aside an hour here and there to work on the translation. I wasn't sure if I'd ever see this translation, and I'm glad it's done. Celyne did an outstanding job!

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